Kvinder behøver en grund til at have sex - mænd behøver bare et sted.
Change is such hard work.
Despite what the Wall Street Journal says, our awards are the best-kept secret in America, with the possible exception of what George W. Bush did in the '70s.
He was so big, his crucifix had a real guy on it.
I'm comfortable being old... being black... being Jewish.
In high school, I was the class comedian as opposed to the class clown. The difference is, the class clown is the guy who drops his pants at the football game, the class comedian is the guy who talked him into it.
It's better to look good than to feel good.
When you realize you want to spend the rest of your life with somebody, you want the rest of your life to start as soon as possible.
Women need a reason to have sex - men just need a place.